The Fuddy Duddy Report Begins!

So, since I got such amused responses from the last post, I'm going to continue with similar content. But, we can just do the the short version. And we will call it the Fuddy Duddy Report, because in case you didn't know, we are the fattest and oldest ones here at the House of Cards.

MONDAY NIGHT

Time we got woken up: 4:37a.m.
Intelligent conversation right outside our wall: "I can't see! I can't see anything!"
Peeking through the blinds: Playboy with a different girl headed towards the jacuzzi, (this one cuter).
Conversation inside our room at 5:15a.m.:
Jen: "I think only one couple has gone back inside."
John: "No, both of them are back inside."
Last look at clock before I fell back asleep: 5:34 a.m.
Conversation inside our room at 7:20a.m.:
John:"Now there's dog sh** on the floor"
Jen: "On the living room floor?"
John: "Yeah."
Jen: "From a dog?"
John: "Well, I hope it's a dog."

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